Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Randomize
