Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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