I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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