I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
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I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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