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ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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