How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Randomize
