Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
are you so shy because you have an std?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Hello my rib-scented angel!
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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