the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
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Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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