I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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