Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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