well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
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we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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