I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
