I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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