planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
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Boring, unfunny, and disrespectful for women.
Also, Planned Parenthood is not only for abortions, some women just go there for general gyno advice and stuff like that.
hahaha...this argument that you people are having is hilarious!!!! Its way more funny than the text was...Why this would offend someone tho? I have no idea...I am woman hear me roar but really...quit being so damn sensitive girls!!
440 loves planned parenthood. but i'm from there so i can't talk.
Ripoff Dogma quote or not, no woman in a Planned Parenthood is going to go after a guy who's there as well, because men only go there for two reasons - 1) Girlfriend's there for some reason; 2) Guy has some sort of STI or other crotch affliction. Try again, OP.
all chicks put out .. except 10:33. Wouldn't know a dick if it crawled up her ass
It's not really that funny.
Ahahahah 1036 - you stole the words from my mouth, no homo.
Anyways, you don't need to go to Planned Parenthood to pick up chicks man. Starbucks, Laundromat, pretty much anywhere except a bar/club (b/c those chicks have std's lol)
10:33 I almost wrote an intelligent response to you, but why bother? Moron.
Oh my gox this sight is about being funny, not criticizing every text... Laugh and stop judging
The Dogma line is about abortion clinics, not planned parenthood, but you know, still the same idea and a bullshit text
Oh Ashtabula....my how you haven't changed...
uh, a lot of "abortion clinics" are part of planned parenthood, 10:08.
fake, this is from dogma
It wasn't original when Kevin Smith used it, certainly isn't now
Birthcontrol to help acne is such bs it's just a marketing scam. Girls go there to get BC cuz they wanna fuck soon and don't want bastard children!
So OP's logic wins! I swear he's my pussy stretching twin brother haha
for example, some people like dane cook.
one word 1:47= egotistical. everyone's senses of humor are different.
I don't think I could possibly have changed the dumb quotient. Mathematically impossible.
10:17: maybe you're on the wrong site? Google kitty pics or something, obviously you're a little too sensitive for the real world.
seriously? how did this make it on here? were you pathetic enough to look up old jokes and then submit them as texts until finally, out of pity, the webmaster put you on? shame.....
i f'n HATE this! stupid shitty movie quotes get on here but the funny shit i submit NEVER makes it! WTF!?
This stupid fucking joke has been so overplayed in movies / tv etc. *yawn*
10:33 is a windbag, but I have to agree I'd never date a guy that tried to pass this off as original.