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  • Boring, unfunny, and disrespectful for women. Also, Planned Parenthood is not only for abortions, some women just go there for general gyno advice and stuff like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:17am
  • hahaha...this argument that you people are having is hilarious!!!! Its way more funny than the text was...Why this would offend someone tho? I have no idea...I am woman hear me roar but really...quit being so damn sensitive girls!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:36am
  • all chicks put out .. except 10:33. Wouldn't know a dick if it crawled up her ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:58pm
  • Ripoff Dogma quote or not, no woman in a Planned Parenthood is going to go after a guy who's there as well, because men only go there for two reasons - 1) Girlfriend's there for some reason; 2) Guy has some sort of STI or other crotch affliction. Try again, OP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:43pm
  • It's not really that funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 7:44pm
  • 440 loves planned parenthood. but i'm from there so i can't talk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:04am
  • fake, this is from dogma

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:05am
  • 10:33 I almost wrote an intelligent response to you, but why bother? Moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:05pm
  • Ahahahah 1036 - you stole the words from my mouth, no homo. Anyways, you don't need to go to Planned Parenthood to pick up chicks man. Starbucks, Laundromat, pretty much anywhere except a bar/club (b/c those chicks have std's lol)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:45am
  • The Dogma line is about abortion clinics, not planned parenthood, but you know, still the same idea and a bullshit text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:08am
  • for example, some people like dane cook.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 1:07am
  • Oh my gox this sight is about being funny, not criticizing every text... Laugh and stop judging

    Submitted by credawg86 on Aug 10, 12 at 11:44pm
  • It wasn't original when Kevin Smith used it, certainly isn't now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:08am
  • Oh Ashtabula....my how you haven't changed...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:16am
  • one word 1:47= egotistical. everyone's senses of humor are different.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 1:07am
  • uh, a lot of "abortion clinics" are part of planned parenthood, 10:08.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:11am
  • seriously? how did this make it on here? were you pathetic enough to look up old jokes and then submit them as texts until finally, out of pity, the webmaster put you on? shame.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:31pm
  • i f'n HATE this! stupid shitty movie quotes get on here but the funny shit i submit NEVER makes it! WTF!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:47am
  • I don't think I could possibly have changed the dumb quotient. Mathematically impossible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:51am
  • Birthcontrol to help acne is such bs it's just a marketing scam. Girls go there to get BC cuz they wanna fuck soon and don't want bastard children! So OP's logic wins! I swear he's my pussy stretching twin brother haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:32pm
  • 10:17: maybe you're on the wrong site? Google kitty pics or something, obviously you're a little too sensitive for the real world.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:27pm
  • This stupid fucking joke has been so overplayed in movies / tv etc. *yawn* 10:33 is a windbag, but I have to agree I'd never date a guy that tried to pass this off as original.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:21pm