He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
"it" just moved
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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