So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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