He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
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who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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