Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
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Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
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It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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