Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
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She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
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No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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