after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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