so explain again why im purple
no
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
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How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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