just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
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Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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