Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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