No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
We need to get me chipped asap
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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