Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
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Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Someone signed my nipple.
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