Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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