So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
you never un-have a 4some
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Randomize
