batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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