OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
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She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
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Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You ate ashes out of my bong
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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