I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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