White coat. Heels.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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