yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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