This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
