Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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