He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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