he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
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your sex change was a failure.
What happened to the good ol' days when vaginas were thought of as "beautiful flowers"??
yall stopped bein ladies and started bein bitches thats what happened.
Go to a doctor?
Roast beef maybe but salami is wrong unless it's a dong
Hopefully he's not a vegetarian.
So do you have STDS?
Wow, really? I don't see how people can compare a vagina to meat. I've seen a good number of pussies in my time and none of them looked like meat. :S
What a sweet thing to say
Sounds like a tranny.
Not sure that's a good comment... Not what I would want to be compared to!!!
At least he'll want to go down there...
its always nice to send some salami to your boys in the army
Hahaha you sure he didn't say it smelled like salami???
Wouldn't you say that about a guy's dong?
He needs to get a job somewhere besides Subway.
I am not sure that is a compliment?!
No, hon. He said "smelled like".