he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
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your sex change was a failure.
What happened to the good ol' days when vaginas were thought of as "beautiful flowers"??
yall stopped bein ladies and started bein bitches thats what happened.
Go to a doctor?
Roast beef maybe but salami is wrong unless it's a dong
Hopefully he's not a vegetarian.
So do you have STDS?
Wow, really? I don't see how people can compare a vagina to meat. I've seen a good number of pussies in my time and none of them looked like meat. :S
What a sweet thing to say
Not sure that's a good comment... Not what I would want to be compared to!!!
Sounds like a tranny.
At least he'll want to go down there...
its always nice to send some salami to your boys in the army
I am not sure that is a compliment?!
Hahaha you sure he didn't say it smelled like salami???
Wouldn't you say that about a guy's dong?
He needs to get a job somewhere besides Subway.
No, hon. He said "smelled like".