WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Randomize
