super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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