my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
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You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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