And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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