He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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