I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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