You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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