Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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