Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
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I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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