super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
