But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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