Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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