question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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