I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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