Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
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you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
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My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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