I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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