When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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