That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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