How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Semen is not good for contacts.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
i believe in u and ur pee
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